You Need To Remember Something, That's For Sure...

Now, you're probably wondering what I meant with such an ambiguous title. Well, it's pretty simple: the widely overlooked nu-metal band Korn will be releasing their their ninth studio album in less than a week, and, apparently, they are attempting to re-write history by calling it Korn III: Remember Who You Are.

Korn three? Why Korn three? You have released eight albums so far, so why Korn three? According to the members, this album will be going back to the raw style of Korn from their debut and and sophomore albums, so, are they claiming that everything between Life Is Peachy and Korn III: Remember Who You Are is... not true Korn? Well, the most likely thing is that they simply ran out of ideas for names after See You On The Other Side and just started naming all the albums Korn, so this is Korn III, the untitled album was Korn II (actually, it was simply called Korn), and the next album will be Korn IV.

Actually, the cover art seems to support both theories:

Not only does it share similarities with Korn (Korn the debut, not Korn, the other album), it also shares similarities in terms of cover style with Life Is Peachy (see why you should give a different name to each album? It's much easier this way.), but more so towards Korn (the debut): We have both that girl from Korn (once again, debut) and that creepy shadow guy from Korn (you got the idea). Also, it says Remember Who You Are, like in "You're that bitch from the cover from Korn (then debut), and don't forget that!"

"This album called Korn, and not the other one, now don't forget that!"